Cowfolk’s Guide to Getting Older Book

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Style # 9781423651727

Hard-won and universal wisdom from the ranch for those folks gittin up in years.

Judge Roy English has probably seen or heard it all in his courtroom. And now that he is retired and getting a little older, his country wisdom appeals to all whove had a few senior moments or who refuse to just sit back and grow old gracefully.

Gems include:

• Dont spread your blanket where a cats been diggin.
• It dont take a very big man to carry a grudge.
• Every path has some puddles.
• When I am an old coot I will go to the Dairy Queen and dip my dentures in the hot fudge when the waitress isnt looking.

Roy Englishis the author of several Western humor titles. In his former lives, he was a state legislator and a court judge. He lives in Texas.

• Publisher : Gibbs Smith (March 5, 2019)
• Language : English
• Hardcover : 240 pages
• ISBN-10 : 1423651723
• ISBN-13 : 978-1423651727
• Item Weight : 9.6 ounces
• Dimensions : 5.5 x 1 x 5.5 inches